he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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