I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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