the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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