i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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