is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Someone shattered a urinal.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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