I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
3pm strippers are depressing
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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