Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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