HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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