Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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