The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
