I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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