he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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