Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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