I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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