Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
