My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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