it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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