i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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