I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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