bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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