In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
organizing the empties. That sober.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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