my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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