I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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