I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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