After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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