She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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