I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
