so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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