remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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