Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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