can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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