Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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