hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
