I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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