Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
people are starting to question the shark bite story
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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