Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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