butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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