Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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