he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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