Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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