I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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