The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
