Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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