Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I am naked and annoyed.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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