Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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