let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
