I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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