My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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