Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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