sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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