How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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