Can i not drive my cunt home
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
