i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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