Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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