i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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