I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
